How to slow down a walk when you are really, really tired :)
- First of all - walk slowly!
- Stop to say hi to every dog you see!
- Pretend that you need to pee, and spend a LOT of time searching for exactly the right place!
- Don't find the right place! That means you have to check the next lawn!
- When it all becomes too obvious - pee! You can still repeat the procedure for bigger things!
- Stop to drink anywhere where the ground is even remotely moist.
- Walk on the other side of lamp posts and trees - the confusion will give you some valuable seconds every time.
- Sniff at EVERYTHING! Especially flowers should be paid attention - your owner will think it is cute!
- Walk where it is difficult to walk - that naturally slows everything down.
- When everything else fails - just lie down :)
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