How to walk slowly

How to slow down a walk when you are really, really tired :)

• First of all - walk slowly!
• Stop to say hi to every dog you see!
• Pretend that you need to pee, and spend a LOT of time searching for exactly the right place!
• Don't find the right place! That means you have to check the next lawn!
• When it all becomes too obvious - pee! You can still repeat the procedure for bigger things!
• Stop to drink anywhere where the ground is even remotely moist.
• Walk on the other side of lamp posts and trees - the confusion will give you some valuable seconds every time.
• Sniff at EVERYTHING! Especially flowers should be paid attention - your owner will think it is cute!
• Walk where it is difficult to walk - that naturally slows everything down.
• When everything else fails - just lie down :)